Opening Interview
Dj Draper was about to interview Antonio Marquez about his recent winning streak. Rob James had other plans.
James told Marquez “Not only am I better than you, I’m 6% body fat and 94% better than you.” Then Antonio was attacked from behind by Josh Price.
Price and James tell Marquez “Good luck finding a tag team partner tonight.”
We get some advertising for upcoming shows!
There ya go. Try and support local wrestling if you can. Just don’t be like ‘dem assholes from Fargo’
Rob James comes out with Josh Price and their manager local North Dakota disc jockey Chris Tubbs. As Rob struggles to remove his
Zubaz
.
Dem Assholes chant “what a joke” followed up by “you’ll never get the call.” When Rob James says “go back to your farms!” They chanted “suck it.”
Problem with all this, it’s advertised as an all ages show. Dem Assholes are very cruel. They are just Poop Scootin Boogie is what they are.
James, Tubbs, and Price rip on some North Dakota sports team to get boo’s.
Marquez comes out with his tag team partner, one of the former Kings of Wrestling, Arik Cannon!
To counter Chris Tubbs the good guys bring out this
Rob Ford
looking dude.
Like holy shit, that’s Rob Ford right?
Antonio Marquez and Erik Cannon w/ Derrick Hanson vs. Rob James and Josh Price w/Chris Tubbs
The editing needs some work. We go from seeing Rob James trying to do a kip up, to like 30 seconds later when Marquez gets hit from behind.
Now I’m about to talk a lot about the commentary in this match. I usually only bring up commentary if it is the shits or if it’s relevant and progressing the story.
The referee is James Benson. Which should be noted because when Rob James cheated, commentators Dj Draper said this “How is James Benson able to get away with… Letting this work like this.”
Arik comes in with beautiful arm drags and a hip toss elbow combo for two. Marquez and Cannon did an assisted hurricanrana. Dj Draper asks his co-commentator
Tony Denucci
how his chicken breast is. “So good I want another one, I need my protein” wow you guys. That really helps the match.
Here is some more talking as wrestling happens “Rob James gave me his selfie stick, I don’t know if it’s sterile or where it’s been” -Dj Draper “I can put it somewhere if they keep taking selfies. Can you imagine the state fair? These are worse than cancer”- Dj Draper. He then notices his mistake “I apologize to anyone with cancel but these are awful”
Marquez is doing flippy stuff but it’s so damn dangerous. Here is a photo of Antonio, Denucci says he is 20 feet in the air!
Marquez also tries to throw some kicks but they are
snuggle
sawft.
Here is a pin attempt. Can you see what is wrong? Remember this is not a kick out, it’s a pin.
Yep he hooked the arm. These guys are trying, it’s just… Everything about this show feels forced, it makes me respect the organic moments in wrestling more.
This beating is a long one. Tony says “Antonio is getting beat up, but this is wrestling, so that can change at any minute.”
Arik Cannon gets the hot tag and is a house of fire. He gets the crowd hype, Cannon is a treasure. He tags Marquez for what Tony calls “35 foot shooting star”.
That is scary.
And I’m Like… That was a pretty good match, once the commentary is more genuine and immersive in the product, this show will be entertaining. The self containing episodes and advertising for upcoming shows are good too.
So PPW starts with the Whirlwind Gentlemen taking “us” backstage.
I have no idea what this was about.
The show starts with
Whirlwind Gentlemen Vs. Amerikan Gunz
It was really hard to pay attention to the match. First Tony Denucci talks about how good his chicken breast is, then this.
What the hell is that? A chicken platter plate? What wrestling venue sells chicken platters.
The match is typical Whirlwind Gentlemen. Jack Manly gets beat up, hot tags, Marcel gets the W.
Amerikan Gunz take Christian Coles belt, they whip the Gentlemen.
Striker comes out and announced that next week it’s the Gunz and Gentlemen in a strap match.
Wes Brisco vs. Darin Corbin
Here are the entrances.
There is PPW lady, loving Wes.
Now my favorite red head from Minnesota.
This guy knows what’s up. This kid does not.
Last week he threatened to punch a kid, we are one step closer!
Oh no this food is so good she is sharing! Let’s hope the match is good!
So black shirt stopped eating to approve of Wes’ booty. Blue shirt is still into the food.
The crowd chants for Wes and that makes me sad. As Wes barrel rolls Corbin screeches and I smile. Corbin does a comedy spot where he hits his own head into the corner.
The ladies stopped eating the chicken. Wes gets “extreme” says Todd Aikin as Brisco does a flying cross body. Corbin gets himself a DQ loss but keeps the belt.
And I’m Like… That was fun and I’m so glad Wes isn’t champ. I want these ladies back every week. Like
Dinner and a Movie
.
Obsessed With Sleaze vs. Crash and Stash Connection
Eric Right does this thing where he gives out mustaches to kids in the crowd. This gives us the cutest creepiest kid moment.
That picture tho.
The match is really good. With Konely and Ryan you knew it would be though.
Lisa Marie is miles ahead of Christian Cole and the Cuban Assassin in managing. Her body reacts to every move. She will smirk or grimace at just the right time.
The match ends when Eric Right gets distracted by Lisa Marie. Then catches a super kick from Joey Ryan for the loss.
And I’m Like… That was a fun and entertaining match. Nothing too spectacular but it fit perfect in the show. Not much else to say but good job.
Jessy Sorensen vs. Chamberlain
Chamberlain asks to be announced as champion before the match even happens.
As Jessy comes out I start to realize what a champion he looks like. He totally carries himself with the confidence needed to be a company’s champion.
The platter ladies do not approve of any booty in this match. It’s not long before Hammerstone interferes on Chamberlains behalf. Wes Brisco comes out to help and Striker announces a NO DQ tag match for next week.
And I’m Like… Sometimes the matches click, sometimes they don’t. Here was a time it didn’t.
This was a good night for PPW. Better than that pine box crap from last week.
Raw starts soon, so Yall have a good one and I’ll see ya later to pay more dues
Be sure to like and share and all that. Much appreciated.
-Jake
